SPOILERS AHEAD: This article contains spoilers for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. If you want to read our spoiler-free review, click here. The rest of you, read on… but know that you have been warned. I tried, you guys. I tried so damned hard. Looking back over the last week, I am trying to figure out what exactly I did wrong, but at the end of the day, Star Wars: The Force Awakens was still spoiled for me.